Slumber Rights

Me and my husband Ryan had a moment of composing genius this afternoon as we were getting ready to put the boys down for their nap. We read this off to them as we walked down the hallway to their bedroom, all because there is no roll over plan for the naps they refuse.

Here it goes...

Slumber Rights

Liam and Jeremiah, it's your nap time and you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, yell, or scream can and will be held against you under the authority of Mommy and Daddy's household.

You have the right to a nap time. If you cannot defend this right, we will appoint ourselves to defend it for you.

Copyright 2013 ->Renee Sunberg